The Wonderful World of Sombrero
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
99 problems, getting pregnant ain’t 1
AboutEver wanted to know more about what goes on in that crazy head of mine? Ever wondered what a tall gay black guy likes? Ever wonder why Disney got rid of their awesome classic shows? I can't answer that last one, but for the other two questions: Here you go! Aside from following me on twitter (@Sombrero_91) or just creepin on me like I do you, then this is a pretty safe bet. Enjoy!
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