The Wonderful World of Sombrero

Lives in Front of my computer In love with Myself Born on September 12, 1991

plantkitten:

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

(via gasiantbh)

pleatedjeans:

The rapture has begun! [x]

pleatedjeans:

The rapture has begun! [x]

(via fr33dan)

vinebox:

Relationship goals

(via gasiantbh)

(via unfboy)

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(via unfboy)

thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand[website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand
[website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

(via cuntology)

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

(via bromancing-the-stone)

Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

(via bromancing-the-stone)

nikkisshadetree:

bronzekat:

thelastgleekbender:


Same date. Same dress. Different man.


I HATE YALL SO MUCH I SCREAMING

lol Truth!

Death

nikkisshadetree:

bronzekat:

thelastgleekbender:

Same date. Same dress. Different man.

I HATE YALL SO MUCH I SCREAMING

lol Truth!

Death

(via mylif3myway)

cashmerethoughtsss:

levels

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via ruinedchildhood)

99 problems, getting pregnant ain’t 1

All the gays (via broken-self-reflection)

(via chadleymacguff)

warrior-of-nature:

I am like a Rainbow Road.

  • I am fabulously and colourfully gay.
  • No one likes me.
  • I am always hard.


image

(via pizzaotter)

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Ever wanted to know more about what goes on in that crazy head of mine? Ever wondered what a tall gay black guy likes? Ever wonder why Disney got rid of their awesome classic shows? I can't answer that last one, but for the other two questions: Here you go! Aside from following me on twitter (@Sombrero_91) or just creepin on me like I do you, then this is a pretty safe bet. Enjoy!





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